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- From the
- JOKIN' AROUND DISK
- by
- LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
- P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
- South Australia. 5159.
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- ON THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON
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- by Eddy Current.
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- One night while his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to
- find a little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp, who
- didn't have a high Q, and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They
- rode across the Wheatstone Bridge adn stopped in a negative field, by
- a flowing current, where they could see the sine wave.
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- Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, laid her on
- the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered his capacitance,
- and pulled out his high potentional probe. He inserted it into her
- socket, connected them in parallel, and began to short her shunt.
- Fully excited, Millie screamed "MHO! Give me MHO!" So Micro inserted
- his probe to its maximum wavelength. With his tube conducting at
- saturation and her shunt operating from his current flow, she soon
- reached her saturation point. The excess current flow made her
- filaments hot and Micro rapidly discharged, drawing off every
- electron.
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- They flexed all night at a high frequency, trying various connections
- and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all of its field strength.
- With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his
- generator, so they reversed polarity and blew each others fuses.
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- From the
- JOKIN' AROUND DISK
- by
- LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
- P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
- South Australia. 5159.
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